1.25.2007

Lucifer's Answering Service

Thank you for calling Lucifer's Answering Service. All of our lines are busy right now, please stay on the line, and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received.
If you would like to speak to a demon, please press 1 now.
If you would like to sell your soul, please press 2 now.
If you would like to reserve your own corner or strike a deal, please press 3 now.
And if you would like to speak to the Prince of Darkness Herself, please stay on the line, and you will be damned shortly.
Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD! Er... my iGODDESS, I mean! I remember that was your old voicemail message from back in the day! LOL.

~Greggo