but mom had no internet because of some really lame auto-debit debacle with AOL (Assholes OnLine, hehe)
and yes, this meant i went into some pretty serious withdrawals. but i'm such a dork i was actually stressing out most because i couldn't balance my checkbook.
how the frick did i get so old so fast? every third day or so i match my checkbook with what the bank has online for the most up-t0-date info i can possibly receive, and i actually get a kick out of being perfect to the penny. egads, i'm frickin' old.
but yeah, so that's where i was. in the boondocks, with a bunch of animals driving me crazy, a puppy with no brains, an older puppy driving me crazy with that stupid i-wanna-go-outside bell she keeps ringing just as i fall asleep, and a 27-pound cat who wanted nothing more than to tapdance on my head.
yes. laugh.
anyway, so i'm sitting here, home for the first time in a week. i had actually composed several lovely delena haiku while i was gone, but i can only remember one of them. so...
*ahem*
i am just fine here.
there is no stress here at all.
just two welsh corgies.
thank you.
there is no stress here at all.
just two welsh corgies.
thank you.
2 comments:
Bahaha!
Glad to hear from you and your fabulous sense of humour!
I was starting to get worried so it's good to hear all is well on your end. :)
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