CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Please don't wear a t-shirt that says what I saw on the canary yellow t-shirt of the Japanese tourist at JFK airport: "Sorry, I'm a loser." I also beg you not to read Ethan Trex's book *How to Seem Like a Better Person Without Actually Improving Yourself.* It's very important, in my astrological opinion, that you not demean or underestimate yourself in the coming days. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that you have a sacred duty to exalt your beauty and exult in your talents. Now go read Walt Whitman's Song of Myself, and periodically murmur the first line all week long: "I celebrate myself, and sing myself."

...this came none too soon.


Sacred Suzie said...

That's the coolest horoscope ever! I can't imagine you thinking you're a loser, not in a million years. If I wore a shirt like that I definitely wouldn't have the word "sorry" in it. I hope these horoscopes are right, mine says that I may make money while on the path to enlightenment this year, that's my vision for 2009. Right on.

I will definitely take your advice and line my oven with foil, so simple and it will prevent me from having such an oven odyssey in the future.

Brandi said...

"I celebrate myself, I sing to myself"

if that's not an awesome mantra, I don't know what is!

Del said...

I stumbled on to your blog through Bohemiansinglemom. I share your unusual name, Delena. It is not often that I hear of another Delena. I am looking forward to reading your blog and hope you check mine.


megg said...

I love Rob's horoscopes - many many times he has given me the exact words at the right time - and YES! "I celebrate myself" is a very powerful mantra.


Sheree said...

Ok, that t-shirt....You gotta check out Engrish.com you will see googobs of similiar slogans. Funny stuff puddinpop... OH HEY and guess what else??? I freakin LOVE you!!!!!!!