CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Please don't wear a t-shirt that says what I saw on the canary yellow t-shirt of the Japanese tourist at JFK airport: "Sorry, I'm a loser." I also beg you not to read Ethan Trex's book *How to Seem Like a Better Person Without Actually Improving Yourself.* It's very important, in my astrological opinion, that you not demean or underestimate yourself in the coming days. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that you have a sacred duty to exalt your beauty and exult in your talents. Now go read Walt Whitman's Song of Myself, and periodically murmur the first line all week long: "I celebrate myself, and sing myself."
...this came none too soon.
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5 comments:
That's the coolest horoscope ever! I can't imagine you thinking you're a loser, not in a million years. If I wore a shirt like that I definitely wouldn't have the word "sorry" in it. I hope these horoscopes are right, mine says that I may make money while on the path to enlightenment this year, that's my vision for 2009. Right on.
I will definitely take your advice and line my oven with foil, so simple and it will prevent me from having such an oven odyssey in the future.
"I celebrate myself, I sing to myself"
if that's not an awesome mantra, I don't know what is!
I stumbled on to your blog through Bohemiansinglemom. I share your unusual name, Delena. It is not often that I hear of another Delena. I am looking forward to reading your blog and hope you check mine.
Delena
I love Rob's horoscopes - many many times he has given me the exact words at the right time - and YES! "I celebrate myself" is a very powerful mantra.
xo
Ok, that t-shirt....You gotta check out Engrish.com you will see googobs of similiar slogans. Funny stuff puddinpop... OH HEY and guess what else??? I freakin LOVE you!!!!!!!
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