4.24.2007

grooming: not for the vain of heart

until this past week, i never knew that socks could generate the overworked-foot-and-wet-dog combo smell. it's a new experience...

and for the love of dog, HOW THE HELL do i get dog fur wrapped around piercings that never see the light of day?!!?!

no, seriously. the other day, i had dog fur of five different hues clinging desperately to the belly-button ring. wtf?

3 comments:

Mich said...

I'm loving reading your blog - you have a way with words!

The enthusiasm you have for your new job is jumping all the way across cyberspace.

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

You crack me up!
Short of wearing a bio-hazard suit, I guess you'll have to be ready for those tiny airbound hairs to land anywhere!!
Maybe you could wear a band-aid across your belly button?
Ours is not to question how they get there, but how to get them out?
ouch!
I'm totally psyched, knowing you eat healthy! Someone to discuss this stuff with!
But, not impressed with you going caffeine-free. Nope, notimpressed at all. Misery loves company!
So relieving to hear that you "get it" though! omg, Crack withdrawal can't be much worse!

Anonymous said...

I was talking to a hairdresser recently and she told me that she has a scar on one breast from where she had to have a piece of hair removed.....not her hair! She tells me that it's a hazard of the job and that they often have pieces of hair working their way into the skin so be extra careful with those piercings and be ultra clean.
Just the itching from stray hair would be enough to put me off both jobs.
Dizzy