This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The bloggers in this area have developed this sytem to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. Delena has temporarily lost the Funk, and will not be returning to iGoddess until such time as she has regained it. This is to avoid widespread panic as a result of negativity, hypocrisy, and other cluster-Funks piling up in the world of iGoddess right now. Delena will return when the Funk has been found again. Please stand by.
This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.